You’re dumping me for a chartered financial analyst? Go ahead, CFA care.
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relationships
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I can’t stand my spouse’s family and she can’t stand mine. We’re kin dread souls.
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Tiger Woods’ career has philandered.
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Divorce really de-vow-ues marriage.
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How does a deaf man tell you about his broken heart?
Sighin’ language.
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Fathers who scream at their kids are increasing in popululation.
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William Tell shot his son in the skull. What a bow-in-head maneuver! It made him quiver. After Tell had an unmistakable arrow tragedy around him. And he spoke with a twang.
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My mother-in-law got her mammaries replaced by suction cups. Now whenever she leans in for a kiss, I get ma stuck to me.
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How does the church encourage dialogue between divorced couples?
By ex-communicating them!
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I broke up with my girlfriend when she started impersonating a Brita filter. She was way too pose as sieve for me.