What’s the birthstone of the chronically suicidal?
Ruby.
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psychological disorders
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Gregor Samsa woke from uneasy dreams to discover he had become a farm animal. With bronchitis. How bizarre! It was Coughcowesque.
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I don’t like cheap pens. I’m fauxbic.
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Do sailors have to take courses in anchor management?
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NED: If I grab your ass in a bar, it’s not my fault.
ED: Why’s that?
NED: Because I suffer from copaphilia!
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Hear about the man who was forced to go to psychaitrist after starving his pet cat?
He had a Feed-a-puss complex!
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Be careful if you sleep too much—you’ll end up deep rest.
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What a nice, genial voyeur I met the other day. I mean, he was good peephole!
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I was told to watch what I eat, so I swallowed my timepiece. My friends thought I was crazy and recommended I undergo Seiko-anal-lysis. But I wasn’t just going to shit on my hands and wait for time to pass.
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NED: I have an irrational fear that Santa will get tossed from his sleigh.
ED: What’s that?
NED: Claustrewphobia!