Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners
Pun of the Day
My sister is marrying an organ thief. She says she wants a man after her own heart, someone who can de-liver her from her troubles, and who’ll take care of her two little kidneys after she’s gone.
As for me, I married a woman who had her face surgically removed. For love no nose limits.
Pun of the Day
If Jesus had been a chiropractor, would there have been millions of disc I pulls?
Pun of the Day
I went to the hospital for a colorectomy and instead got a lobotomy. Now I half a mind to complain.
Pun of the Day
Who was the first species to make dick jokes? Homo say penis was, in genital.
Pun of the Day
I broke my leg dancing. My new nickname is Saturday Night Femur.
Pun of the Day
With the high cost of hair-loss treatments, it’s not just hairlines that are receipting.
Pun of the Day
I went camping in the woods, but my tent smelled like feet. It was a big musky toe problem.
Pun of the Day
If a proctologist smells well, it’s because he wears expensive colon. As for urologists, they prefer eau de toilette.
Pun of the Day
We all know about his famous bath, but what did Archimedes say his first time before a urinal?
“Urethra! I’ve found it!”
Pun of the Day
One-legged people are more fertile. Because crutches help them prop a gait.