Where will they ear wrecked the Museum of Loud Music?
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anatomy
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Kleptomaniac amputees take a lot of faux toes.
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If you buy your degree, is that a collegin’ implant?
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Nobutty knows what it’s like to have a small behind.
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NED: So, I was a guest at a Jewish circumcision.
ED: Really.
NED: The hosts actually charged admission to watch, and made us line up outside!
ED: Really.
NED: I couldn’t believe their nerve—such queue bris!
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Drunken hunchbacks are in a perpetual stooper.
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Fitting into size-19 shoes is the greatest feet imaginable.
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Spock was an organ donor. “Leave lung and prosper.“
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Let me tell you about the reek I’ve had: First off, I work at the ol’ factory. But a few days ago I ran into some cash problems, so I asked my boss for a smell favour. What was I stinking! Now I have to avoid her, cuz she nose I odour money. Hmm, maybe if I stop wearing deodorant to work, they’ll give me a high-ranking job?
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People who don’t use deodorant are threatening the b-o-sphere. Which is dangerous, because that’s all that separates us from odour space. I mean, they’ve already destroyed the nose-zone layer!