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Pun of the Day

06/11/2026 · No comments

NED: I have a foot fetish!
ED: Huh?
NED: Just call me Toe bias!

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(1 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/10/2026 · No comments

Anyone contemplating back surgery should read this disc lamer.

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(4 votes, average: 1.75 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/08/2026 · No comments

Which country has the most women? The China.

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(3 votes, average: 2.33 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/08/2026 · No comments

When men become priests, they often get tattoos on their bellies, because they are permanently ab staining.

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Pun of the Day

05/25/2026

I totaled my Audi. Now it’s an Inni.

Categories Pun of the Day, x Tags accidents, anatomy, belly buttons, car crashes, cars
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Pun of the Day

05/11/2026 · 3 comments

I fear both men and women. I’m a hermafraidite.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags anatomy, fear, hermaphrodites 3 Comments
(3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/08/2026 · No comments

I pulled my torso. It’s oblique situation. It’s not what I in tendoned.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/08/2026 · No comments

Ophthalmology puns make me glassy eyed. I don’t like vitreous humor.

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Pun of the Day

05/04/2026 · No comments

Who will never change? An end o’ morph.

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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

05/03/2026 · 1 comment

Puns about landmine mishaps can be classified as a leg gory.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags accidents, anatomy, landmines, puns about puns 1 Comment
(5 votes, average: 4.40 out of 5)
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