The most well-insulated part of the brain, aka cerebral Goretex™.
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Pun of the Day
The most well-insulated part of the brain, aka cerebral Goretex™.
Pun of the Day
Which race invented situps?
The ab-originals.
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Did Fred Astaire have to wipe delicately?
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Audiences vote for the contestant with the best pubic hair on A merkin Idol. You can watch it on PuBeS.
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I don’t care if a major leaguer has unsightly skin blemishes. As long as he can throw a baseball, a pitcher’s worth a thousand warts.
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You can trust a skeleton. They are bonified.
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Bottom feeters need an ass-kicking.
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Do skinny people generate very much garbage?
No – they have small wastes!
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What do you call procedure for female-to-male transitioning? A: An append-dick-to-me.
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Look down their throat if you want to tell if someone is uvulating.