How do proctologists figure out how much to bill their clients?
Fecalculators.
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money
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Any plans to float a common currency are eurozoneous.
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Getting rid of the euro in Greece would have drachmatic consequences.
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I would never date a Japanese dentist enamel yen years.
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When they arrested the white-collar criminal he had to be fiscally restrained.
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Facebook stock plummets? I PO’D!
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I don’t like rich people. Buncha swankers.
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My cat is so happy that I invested in stocks on his behalf. And believe me, the feline is mutual!
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My financial advisor warned me about Varsol. He said if I went near it I’d end up in solvent.