I’m seeking a new financial services provider for my deer friend. I’m looking for the most bank for my buck.
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money
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When you meet her, you’re really feeling her. After the divorce, the fee lingers.
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I can’t afford paper towels. The price is too absorbident.
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Commanding a ship full of pirates is how you a crew riches.
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In Japan, the pack animals are rich. They´re mule yen aires. They´re absolutely loaded.
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I change currency in Israel. It’s been a lifetime in shekels.
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THE SOCIAL NET WORTH
Dear Pun Gents, I’m doing a report on a credit union, and the theme is Social Networking. I need puns for the title — something about money or social networking or both. The institution’s name is Meridia. Thank you! ~Samantha, Buffalo, NY
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- The Social Net Worth
- Good ship Meridia crashes into a Zuckerberg
- The Meridia [‘the mere idea’] of it is shocking…
- Facebook splits the ATM
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MAKING A BAG DIFFERENCE
Dear Pun Gents, I’m organizing a Brown Bag penny rolling party for my branch. It’s a fundraiser and contest supporting the United Way corporate campaign. Need puns. ~Samantha, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Penny for your thoughtfulness
- Rock and Roll
- Penny rolling: A Night at the Copper-a
- B/c donating to United Way makes Cents
- It’s a Coin Job
- Penny Pals
Themed Puns
Finance and Currency Puns
Working in Mexico doesn’t peso good.
Do Middle Eastern currency traders ask their friends over for dinar?
Just thinking about South African currency makes me randy.
Do Russian bankers love cows? No, they rue bulls.
The tale of the buried Israeli treasure? ‘Dr. Shekel and Mr. Hide’!
They closed down the pay showers after they ran into fee-douche-iary troubles.
Is it true that a barber is in charge of the U.S. Tressery Board?
Puns about Danish currency tend to be real kroners.
My sister was trapped under a pile of old Dutch coins. In fact it was so heavy it almost guilder.