I exchanged Brazilian currency today. Things just got real.
Pun of the Day
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Pun of the Day
I exchanged Brazilian currency today. Things just got real.
Pun of the Day
After the Tuberculosis Society held a lavish fundraising banquet, their coughers were quite full.
Pun of the Day
The billionaire’s wealth was so unimaginably vast it could only be measured on the rich-turd scale.
Pun of the Day
The inventor of any cow-measuring device will receive size a bull royalties.
Pun of the Day
Sex and money talk in the Indian music world, where the rock stars are often surrounded by screaming rupees, looking for a paisa the action. And ten thousand rupees certainly indicates a lak of it.
Pun of the Day
Panhandlers make excellent man a jars.
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Any failure of change machines to accept cash is untenable.
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Opening a Happy Days theme restaurant is still my dream; though I don’t have The Fonz right now to make it happen.
Pun of the Day
Wheat farmers always play the lottery. They want to win now.
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I’m seeking a new financial services provider for my deer friend. I’m looking for the most bank for my buck.