You like money, and I like money. So we are a greed.
Pun of the Day
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Pun of the Day
You like money, and I like money. So we are a greed.
Pun of the Day
For cheapskates, picking up the cheque can be de bill itating.
Pun of the Day
They just raised the tariff for taking a taxi. It’s just not fare!
Pun of the Day
Pubic-hair wigs are traded on the merkin-tile exchange, but I think it’s just a front for the muffia.
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When geometers get a loan, do they need a cosiner?
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If you work in demolition, you deserve a raze.
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In fairy tale-land, if you cross a bridge, you have to pay the troll.
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Inflation in China is yuan big problem.
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When I think about money, I start to drool like a dog. It’s my Paylove-ian reflex.
Pun of the Day
I wasted millions inventing the Sleeveless Mouthwash: it was a foolish in-vest mint.