Anyone who installs kitchen cabinetry is guilty of counterfitting.
Pun of the Day
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Pun of the Day
Anyone who installs kitchen cabinetry is guilty of counterfitting.
Pun of the Day
An investor stole my girlfriend. He was a date raider. A stocker. He just wouldn’t share.
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You can make a lot of money trading currencies, Forex ample.
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If your employer refuses to pay you more money, no problem. Just accuse them of raisism.
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Overcharged? Sue for mal feesance.
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The second richest man in the world hates restaurants , and has even declared a war on buffets.
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If you’re in Britain and need money, don’t ask an aquarium. They may lend you a few squid, but be careful: they’re sharks! You’re better off asking a crusty Asian, who doesn’t have mussel to back himself up.
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The manager who couldn’t afford new pens obviously didn’t have a Bic budget.
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Debtors tend to be quite shall-owe people.
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Colon cleansing is expensive. If you do it often, you’ll end up in the poo-er hose.