Why won’t the priest let me urinate during confession? I just want some pee sin quiet!
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religion
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I don’t believe in horses. I am a neightheist.
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I moved to Mexico to become an egg. It’s my new religion. I’m a Yo Huevos Witness.
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Favourite dish of Muslims: Chicken Allah King.
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When men become priests, they often get tattoos on their bellies, because they are permanently ab staining.
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Which conservative agrarian sect has recently become rather flamboyant? The Mennontites.
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To a hungry monk, cheese is Christ.
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At Monk’s Casino you can play games of Gregorian chance.
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When ordering seconds of Jamaican food at a restaurant in Utah, you have to ask for “more man“.