To those who say ‘No mo’ hammeding it up!’ we say ‘Christ! It’s a joke. Don’t have a Koranary!’ #JeSuisCharlie
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Pun of the Day
To those who say ‘No mo’ hammeding it up!’ we say ‘Christ! It’s a joke. Don’t have a Koranary!’ #JeSuisCharlie
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When the thief took off from the church with all the songbooks, the parishioners cried “Get hymn! He stole psalm-sing!”
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The angry mob tortured the newspaper editor by cooking him inside a Rose of Mohammed. It was the dark days – of the Danish Imposition.
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The age of religious factionalism is not over. In the news these days, Snoop Dogg is responsible for the Great Shizzum.
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The monks preserved the History of Diarrhea in an Ill Loo Men Ated Manuscrapt.
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Listening to U2 in church gives me a mass-ive Bono.
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At the Last Supper, Judas ruined Jesus’ omelette. That day became known as Gooed Fried Egg.
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Atheists find paying homage to God owe deus.
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How do Jewish tourists relax in Moscow? With a Russia sauna.