Pun of the Day

Someone stole my Swedish car: it’s a real <strong>Saab </strong><strong>story</strong>. I don’t mean to get emotional; I guess I’m too <strong>inVolvo’ed</strong>. Heck I’ve even considered going scuba diving, to see if it’s buried underwater – but I’m afraid of getting <strong>the Benz</strong>. I know, it’s my own fault; <strong>I really should be driving a Mazda Me-oughta</strong>, especially after the <strong>hos </strong>had blown on my loaner, a <strong>Poontiac</strong>. GM cars really make me <strong>Buick</strong>. (As for British imports – <strong>get Bentley</strong>!)

09/13/2022 The Pun Gents

Someone stole my Swedish car: it’s a real Saab story. I don’t mean to get emotional; I guess I’m too inVolvo’ed. Heck I’ve even considered going scuba diving, to see if it’s buried underwater – but I’m afraid of getting the Benz. I know, it’s my own fault; I really should be driving a Mazda Me-oughta, especially after the hos had blown on my loaner, a Poontiac. GM cars really make me Buick. (As for British imports – get Bentley!)

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