<strong>Leguminous</strong> plants have a reputation for <strong>bean stalkers</strong>. In fact they caught a <strong>nut</strong> outside the hospital, a real crazy <strong>lentil patient</strong>, whom they nabbed watching a <strong>chick pea</strong> in the <strong>can</strong> (they knew it was a guy because of his finely trimmed <strong>pistachio</strong>). He wanted to <strong>mac a dame</strong>, especially one from <strong>macadamia</strong>. They threatened to <strong>soup</strong> his ass, but he said ‘<strong>Legu me</strong>, <strong>almond</strong> innocent fellow. It’s not my fault, I’m an old <strong>clover</strong> of hers, and she pushed me over the <strong>veg</strong>!’ She kicked his <strong>peanuts</strong> and said ‘Don’t let me <strong>cashew</strong> in here again – it’ll be a long time before <strong>alfafa</strong> that again’ and when he went to the bathroom the next day his <strong>pea</strong> was <strong>split</strong> . And he had next to <strong>nodules</strong>.