Pun of the Day God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the <strong>turd</strong> day. 11/17/2021 · The Pun Gents God must have been constipated. He didn’t create feces until the turd day. Tagged: bible, bodily functions, poo jokes HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (7 votes, average: 4.43 out of 5)