Pun of the Day Midgets can't be more than four feet high. That is a <strong>too-tall-ogy</strong>. 12/15/2008 · The Pun Gents Midgets can’t be more than four feet high. That is a too-tall-ogy. Tagged: the little people HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (11 votes, average: 4.55 out of 5)