Dear Pungents, something Australian – kangaroos or some shit like that. Fair dinkum. ~Dukey, Melbourne, Australia
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “Wallaby damned, you’ll roo the day you requested such stereotypical puns! Ya’oo can’t be Serious!”
2) “Which continent is home to stalkers? Us trail ya!”
3) “Is it true Aussie men shoot fireworks out their penises? Yes, flare-dink ’em!”
4) “Which supermodel is the child of Satan? Hell MuckFireSon!”
5) “‘Too many cooks spoil the broth?’ That’s especially true with mar-soup-ials.”
6) “I knock back the Aussie beers pretty quick, but the locals can drink even Foster.”
7) “There was one spot off the coast where actress Drew was known for smoking up. They call it the Great Barrymore Reefer.”
8) “They fart so much on one Australian Island – it’s known as Gasmania!”
9) “Don’t like these puns? ‘Din go to hell!”