Hear about the conductor who got in trouble for slapping a woman’s bass at a party? He was flouting etiquette, acting like a bassoon, so she cried, “Oboe you don’t! I’m not your sax partner!”
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Hear about the conductor who got in trouble for slapping a woman’s bass at a party? He was flouting etiquette, acting like a bassoon, so she cried, “Oboe you don’t! I’m not your sax partner!”
I agree. This guy has no business baton her around like that. I’ll bet he won’t ever score with her.
Yeah, he was obviously ritardando! And too horn-y. I’m sure he was andante’d by her protests. Nothing could make him diminuendo.