A LOT RIDES WITH YOU

Dear Pun Gents, I need some puns that combine driving and cycling. They need to promote cycling. ~London, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Get out of your car. You're never two tired to ride.
2. Bikers aren't crazy. They're just cyclopathic.
3. Don't Door-a- the explorer. Watch for cyclists.
4. Don't piss off a cyclist. They get cranky.