Brigg from East Greenbush, NY:

Brigg says, “Some geography puns dedicated to your latest punshine girl and fellow geographer.”

What is little-known superhero Captain Canada’s only weapon? The Canadian Shield.

When geographers can’t find what they’re looking for, do they shed a gazetteer?

Could a glacial explorer who was a fan of derrieres be said to ‘crevasse’? (you know,
‘crave ass’)

What do cartographers (i.e. mapmakers) use to chop wood? Y-axis, of course. (you know, ‘why, axes’)

Why does no one like rude cartographers? Because they’ve got a bad latitude.

Atlas, I’m finished.

Brigg also says, “I just googled Captain Canada, and he actually exists – who knew?”