CAMPAIGN BUBBLE BATH

Dear Pun Gents, something funny about John McCain swimming. ~Cody, Salem, OR

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. He’s had another stroke.
2. Is that John McCain drowning? He sounds hanoied.
3. He doesn’t like swimming. He shies away from blue states.
4. When he was drowning, he couldn’t find a Bush to grab onto.
5. John can’t swim in his home state. It’s an arid zone-a.
6. He’s so afraid of water whenever he gets near a pool he drops a senaturd.
7. Michael Phelp’s skills Palin comparison.

HELP CODY OUT: Comment below with your $0.02.