Pun of the Day Parsimony: when someone cheats at golf and then bribes a priest for forgiveness. 09/24/2022 · The Pun Gents Parsimony: when someone cheats at golf and then bribes a priest for forgiveness. Tagged: forgiveness, golf, religion, simony HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (2 votes, average: 3.50 out of 5)