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Dear Pun Gents, a pun about young people and politics. ~Asghar, London, UK (long-time fan)
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for a pub crawl with theme “Where’s Wally?” ~Barry, New York City
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Dear Pun Gents, a pun about Clipper Teas. ~Ashley, Birmingham, UK
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Dear Pun Gents, I have a friend who is thinking of starting a home organizing business where they organize your clutter. Her last name is Cruze and her nickname is Cruzer. I’m looking for punny names to call this company. ~Wang, Minneapolis, MN (long time fan)
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Dear Pun Gents, I work for the UK’s Royal Mail (our national Postal Service) on the sales team. We have three teams in the office and our team is notoriously bad at coming up with a good name. The two main services we sell are called Tracked and Packetpost and we enjoy a good drink. Gin’ll Fix It has already gone and we need something wittier than this! Please help. ~Lyndsey, Chicester, West Sussex, England
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Dear Pun Gents, a pun about the beauty of life. ~Jill, Edmonton, AB
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1. Laugh is beautiful
2. Like the man who survives cancer knows – tumor ‘ow’ is another day
3. All you need is life
4. Life is a real sun off a beach
5. Happiness is a warm pun.
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Dear Pun Gents, Heidi from cloud control is in business as a cake racketeer, what should her slogan be? ~Emma, Melbourne
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a good name for a giveaway that a company involved with phones and bluetooth devices does every Friday. ~Torin, Snoqualmie, WA
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Dear Pun Gents, I need a funny band name pun. ~Mikey, Plattsburgh, NY
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Dear Pun Gents, a roller derby name related to the NY Yankees (Not Bronx Bombers), Harry Potter, or video games. ~Dee, Norwich, CT
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