Skip to content

Pun Gents

Daily jokes, one-liners & quality groaners

  • Home
    • Puns on Demand
    • O. Henry Pun-Off
  • All-Time Best Puns
  • Puns By Topic
  • Videos
  • About the Gents
    • What is a pun?
    • Contact the Pun Gents
  • Random pun

Pun of the Day

Sorry Egyptians, it’s time we parted waves.

08/23/2026 · The Pun Gents

Sorry Egyptians, it's time we parted waves.

Tagged: bible, memes, moses, movies, ten commandments

Categories Pun of the Day Tags bible, memes, moses, movies, ten commandments
I asked my family to flush the toilet for me. I believe in assisted sewagecide
Those who are willing to taste unfamiliar foods will try-yum-ph in the end.
(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Popular Topics

accidents (78) anatomy (296) animals (293) bible (61) bodily functions (189) business (141) cannibalism (62) cars (76) celebrities (133) chex (96) cows (69) crime (132) current events (62) death (99) diseases (99) drugs (64) ethnic groups (85) fashion (117) food (94) food and drink (288) geography (136) history (97) holidays (65) kids (76) languages (70) literature (68) money (69) movies (103) music (149) Ned and Ed (91) occupations (185) politics (101) poo jokes (106) popular culture (63) puns about puns (132) random (283) relationships (77) religion (164) science (101) sports (169) team name (82) tech (129) television (70) the workplace (60) world leaders (57)

A daily dose of groans

Get the Pun of the Day in your inbox every morning. No spam, just groans.

Thank you!

You have successfully joined the list. Your first groan arrives tomorrow morning.

Best Puns (so far)

  • Best of @pungents #CanadianAct... (5.00 out of 5)
    •
  • Are you crooked? Don’t make me... (5.00 out of 5)
    •
  • The tiniest scientists have us... (5.00 out of 5)
    •
  • The gangland baseball star est... (5.00 out of 5)
    •
  • At the United Nations Conferen... (5.00 out of 5)
    •
  • Frightened bovines act cow her... (4.98 out of 5)
    •
  • Be a lumberjack. Saw the world... (4.92 out of 5)
    •
  • Cowboys don’t roll joints. The... (4.90 out of 5)
    •
  • During my time as an execution... (4.90 out of 5)
    •
  • Whenever I leave the country p... (4.90 out of 5)
    •
  • I get upset about Asian canine... (4.90 out of 5)
    •
  • Boo-merang: when you angrily s... (4.90 out of 5)
    •
  • A famous composer was also a c... (4.90 out of 5)
    •
  • My sister is marrying an organ... (4.89 out of 5)
    •
  • Cannibalism is tough. It’s Dou... (4.88 out of 5)
    •
  • JOURNAL OF APPLED SCIENCE (4.88 out of 5)
    •
  • How do epic poets hijack a shi... (4.87 out of 5)
    •
  • Which Transformers had fake br... (4.83 out of 5)
    •
  • Whenever I see five toes, I kn... (4.80 out of 5)
    •
  • Sleep? There’s a nap for that. (4.79 out of 5)
    •
  • Which branch of science is ded... (4.78 out of 5)
    •
  • Wherewolves are endangered. (4.78 out of 5)
    •
  • Most people can’t write poetry... (4.78 out of 5)
    •
  • Predicting the wind is a vane ... (4.78 out of 5)
    •
  • Before proving his own existen... (4.77 out of 5)
    •
© Pungents 2004-2026