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Dear Pun Gents, I work at a paper and we need a funny pun for a Valentine’s Day Gift Guide section. ~Beth, Madison, GA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. St. Value-ntine? [ok that’s horrible]
2. Febulous Buys
3. Such low prices: How CUPID can we get?
4. Sweetheart Deals
5. Make sure he wraps his package!