Don’t go to Sweden! You’d be <strong>Svendled</strong>. <strong>Ikea</strong> you not! It happened to me, and now I’m a <strong>Volvocano</strong>, filled with rage. <em>Wow, the Gents are a global amateur-team naming consortium! See<a href="/punsondemand"> our latest pun requests</a>—if you need a team name, you know who to ask (just no more bowling requests, please!). xoxox</em>