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I saw a lowlife cruising for loose women on the beach. I said “What kind of <strong>conch you buyin</strong>‘?” He said, “She’s my <strong>beach</strong>—a <strong>shore</strong> thing. I don’t care what <strong>pebble</strong> think, if they <strong>sea</strong> us together. I hope I end up all <strong>tide</strong> up.”

03/14/2026 The Pun Gents

I saw a lowlife cruising for loose women on the beach. I said “What kind of conch you buyin‘?” He said, “She’s my beach—a shore thing. I don’t care what pebble think, if they sea us together. I hope I end up all tide up.”

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