Pun of the Day How do you tell if a soccer player is dead? He doesn’t respond to the <strong>coroner kick</strong>. 05/06/2025 · The Pun Gents How do you tell if a soccer player is dead? He doesn’t respond to the coroner kick. Tagged: death, sports HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)