Brigg from East Greenbush, NY:
What happened to Brigg as he was shopping for Granny Smith’s and took the one at the bottom of the pile?
He got caught in an apple-lanche.

AND

Did you hear that new Foo Fighters tune about Greek food?
‘There Goes my Gyro‘ (pronounced yee-ro)

Brigg says: “I can’t get enough of these…”