Frank from Eldorado, ON:

From Frank’s New and Improved Dictionary:

ratchet: droppings by some obnoxious rodent.
boycott: military-style portable bed designed for young males.
slogan: something that did not help you to get very far in the Old West.

ALSO –

What do you call a very young shiitake mushroom?
Poopake mushroom.

Frank says, “I admit this last one is not only lame, it is stupid! My friend, Gus insisted I send it. It will be fun gus said.”