Pun of the Day I don’t clip my fingernails because I’m a man of many talons. 10/25/2025 · The Pun Gents I don’t clip my fingernails because I’m a man of many talons. Tagged: anatomy, hygiene, random HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (2 votes, average: 4.50 out of 5)
I can’t stop shoplifting instruments to perform pedicures. I’m a clip toe maniac.
You’re so cuticle Gary