There are vast quantities of natural gas held in tense grip between warring Middle Eastern <strong>Cheeks</strong>. This has led to <strong>methane-ous </strong>crimes among the rival <strong>arsetalkocracies</strong>, including the recent <strong>assgassination</strong> of the Blue Angel, leader of the <strong>Qatar</strong> people — which puts all <strong>Fartsees</strong> under a cloud of suspicion. Once the flow of blood is <strong>stenched</strong>, the factions must put this <strong>behind</strong> them and <strong>shart</strong> a new course, <strong>toot</strong> suite.