Pun of the Day Pastry smugglers at the border say “I have nothing to éclair.” 07/18/2024 · The Pun Gents Pastry smugglers at the border say “I have nothing to éclair.“ Tagged: baking, border security, donuts, pastries, smuggling HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)