Dear Pungents, I would like a chortle-worthy comment for writing on a watermelon, for use in a catapult. ~Tim, Nelson, New Zealand
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
1) “We’re getting melon-evil [medieval] on your ass!”
2) “It’s a fruit-d’etat!”
3) “I’ll seed you in mel!” [I’ll see you in hell?… ouch]
4) “Spit-fire? I bet you never seed this coming!”