Dear Pungents, I just saw you on Speakers Corner… I want a pun about – YOUR MOTHER! ~Mark, Toronto
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT
1) “Your mother’s so stew-pita [stupid], she runs a soup + falafel place!”
2) “Your mother’s so ogle-y [ugly], she looks at other men!”
3) “Your mother’s sofa-@ [fat], she has her own couch website!”