THE SLURPER BOWL

Dear Pun Gents, my co-ed football team is trying to think of a name with a sexual pun to it. That’s what the captain wants.  Something where Will Ferrell would say haha. ~Olivia, Fayetteville, NC

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Tight Ends [too obvious]
2. Poonters
3. Hut Slots
4. We Touch Down There
5. No Cuddle Offense
6. Line of Rimmage
7. Third and Long