Puns on Demand

ALTOIDS GOVERN MINTS

01/03/2008 The Pun Gents

Dear Pungents, Please give unto the world a pun regarding government. ~Colin, Sherwood Park, Alberta, Canada

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “I live in a satirical state. It’s a them-mock-racy.”
2) “Politicians should take care in a demockracy – a sassy nation is always a possibility.”
3) “We’d try to think of US government puns, but we’re too bushed.”
4) “Does Japan have a buy-camera parliament?”
5) “It’s no surprise that Hillary is running for president – she always wanted to be the senator of attention.”

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