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Pun of the Day

10/25/2015 · No comments

Italian clowns are the most Rome antic.

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(1 votes, average: 1.00 out of 5)

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09/11/2015 · No comments

Handbag thieves are purse-pickacious.

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03/23/2015 · No comments

In corrupt judicial systems, witnesses can be bribed with testimoney.

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02/18/2015 · No comments

Pathologists always get the coroner office.

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01/22/2015 · No comments

If you hunt aquatic mammals in the arctic, your fate is sealed.

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10/03/2014 · No comments

We’re ambitious about puns! We’ve got plans to corny the market.

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(2 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

10/01/2014 · 1 comment

When I’m bored, I make obscene statements in American Sign Language. That’s what happens when left to my own deaf vices.

Categories Pun of the Day Tags american sign language, asl, boredom, languages, swearing 1 Comment
(3 votes, average: 3.67 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

07/12/2014 · No comments

I confuse my verb order, in tense situations.

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(2 votes, average: 4.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

06/19/2014 · 1 comment

Boxing gloves are a sew fist icated product.

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(2 votes, average: 3.00 out of 5)

Pun of the Day

01/11/2014 · No comments

If you want to cut down on infidelity you need to take a less affair approach.

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(1 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)
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