Puns on Demand

Dear Pun Gents, I need an architecture pun for our office's softball league. The firm's name is FMG. It can be a slogan. ~Jamie, Philadelphia, PA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Arch Rivals
2. Burn Them in FMG
3. If You Build It, They Will Come…
4. Ballhalla

Dear Pun Gents, I'm looking for a team name for a Walk Across America relay we are doing at work, an all-woman team. ~Erin, Worcester, MA

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. The Broadrunners
2. Crosswalk Crew
3. Chicks with (Walking) Sticks

Dear Pun Gents, I've invented a Spanish verb board game called "Verb IT" which is a race thru Latin America . The red-eyed tree frog is the the mascot of the game. Need wordplay on  frogs, learning verbs, racing. ~Carol, Peterborough, ON

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Trick or Tree?
2. The red-eyed tree frog eats words. It's verbivorous.
3. It's important to have good learning habitats.

Dear Pun Gents, a pun that involves the words 'charity' and 'fundraising' to put in a headline. ~Christopher, London, UK

Dear Pun Gents, a pun on dentures. ~Monica, Scottsdale, AZ

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. I saw someone denture car. Call in the police choppers!
2. With the immiment world labour shortage, old people will be forced into dentured servitude.
3. The really ancient Romans were known as the denturions.

Dear Pun Gents, We are looking for a name for a slo-pitch team. We are an oilfield based company. ~Eric, Edmonton, AB

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Louisville Slaggers
2. Black Gold Sox: We rigged the Series!
3. Crude Crew
4. Sorry I Bit U, Man
5. This Is A Batting Drill

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun for a Relay for Life event, for a cure for cancer. The theme is  Monopoly  and our spot is Waterworks. Thanks ~Pam, Sheridan

Dear Pun Gents, I need a pun name for charity that supports blind people, something to do with eyes ~Edward, Wye, Kent, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Aye For an Eye
2. Eye Ful Towers
3. Construction Sight
4. Site For Sore Eyes [the website]
5. Vision Statement

Dear Pun Gents, I am doing a project on sox genes and their involvement in nervous system development, and figure the word “sox” is too pun-worthy to pass up for the title. ~Daire, Cork, Ireland

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Sox On, Genes Off?
2. Do your sox match your genes
3. A lack of sox affects your genes.

Dear Pun Gents, I need a name for a field hockey tournament with a witty pun on the word ‘tournament.’ Tournamental has been done but something along those lines would be rad! ~Sean, Leicester, UK

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Welcome to Hell: The Eternal Tourney
2. Tournamenthol: Get Smoked!
3. Tourney Solutions
4. A Tourney General