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07/27/2009 The Pun Gents

Dear Pun Gents, our wedding save-the-date card is a film noir movie poster and we need a Gene Shalit-style punny one-liner about marriage as if it were a film review. ~Karen, Los Angeles

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. The Quick and the Wed
  2. Starring 'May Weds'
  3. Aisle be back.
  4. Thrill bride of the summer!
  5. Shake your bonboniere.
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