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ELLIPTICAL BOHR BITS

11/10/2008 The Pun Gents

Dear Pungents, I need something about Niels Bohr, preferably a physics joke. ~Samantha, Dallas-Forth Worth, Texas

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Kneels Boar was known for fellating pigs. He was insecure about his manhood, especially compared to Max Planck.
  2. Bohr disagreed with Einstein. After all, he New tons.
  3. He could have invented particle accelerators, but they were too Bohr-ring.
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