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Grab a tea: what Isaac Newton did when he was thirsty.

05/15/2023 · The Pun Gents

Grab a tea: what Isaac Newton did when he was thirsty.

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I moved next door to a cannibal. One day he came over for a bite. “Just being nibble-ly,” he explained.

When he was a young man Fidel Castro went to a Cuban psychic and asked if she could tell anything about him. The old woman looked at Fidel closely and declared, “You should avoid alcohol at all costs. Because when you are drunk I predict that you will make waves, overthrow governments, and stir up revolution!” She pointed at him, “So do not, under any circumstances, become inebriated!” Well, El Commandante was put off. This was ridiculous: “Me, a drunken revolutionary?” he replied, “that’s preposterous!” And he pointed a finger back, “Ma’am, you are a crook and a charlatan. Why, I don’t even believe in stupor-sedition!”

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1 thought on “Grab a tea: what Isaac Newton did when he was thirsty.”

Gary Hallock

06/25/2009 at 8:38 AM

I’ll bet he was thirsty again on Friday. I’ll bet that drink gave his lip tons of refreshment.
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