HORNY FOR SAX

Dear Pungents, I am making saxophone section T-shirts for a marching band, and would love to include a one-liner pun about saxes. Thanks! ~Julie, Denver, Colorado

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Horny for a Blow
2. Pay for Sax? — Slip me a tenor!
3. We love phone-Sax
4. We reed music.
5. We toot our own horns.