Pun of the Day I tried to help after the spit massacre, but there were no salivas. 07/29/2026 · The Pun Gents I tried to help after the spit massacre, but there were no salivas. Tagged: bodily fluids, catastrophe, spit HilariousPretty GoodOKPretty BadTerrible (3 votes, average: 5.00 out of 5)