I was surprised when my brain surgeon requested a urine sample. I replied ‘Why does my pia mater?’
And I was quite dejected after they removed my frontal lobes. I wanted nothing but to sulci around the house.
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Pun of the Day
Medical school was located right next to the zoo. Med school needed more room to open a brain science wing, so they bought land from the zoo. Now they have a hippocampus.