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INTELLEXICAL PROPERTY RIGHTS

09/06/2007 The Pun Gents

Dear Pungents, I’d like a pun for patent attorneys: anything to do with science and technology, inventions, and/or the law. ~Charmaine, Denver, Colorado

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1) “The Belgians are upset that they never get credit for the invention of fries. It’s a case of copyright inFrenchment.”
2) “Pornstars acquire property rights for their films at the trademark orifice.”
3) “Counterfeit perfumes are in violation of lie-scentsing agreements.”
4) “Patent law: aka the Statute of Imitations.”

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