JOG THE MEMORY

Dear Pungents, I need a few good puns about cross-country running. ~Will, Atlanta, Georgia

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

1. Diarrhea afflicts cross country athletes a lot: it’s a case of the runs.
2. Cross-country runners love to chase trail.
3. How do runners get to work? They take the terrain.
4. Running amid sharp branches could cut open your jogular.