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04/30/2008 The Pun Gents

Dear Pungents, I’m doing a presentation on the ethics of gene patents, so a few puns with ‘gene’ or ‘patents’ would make good slide headers. ~Alvin, Deland, FL

AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:

  1. Your patent looks good in those genes.
  2. Genes that are too restrictive can make you impatent.
  3. Breaking patent law is the KISS of Death, aka Gene Summons.
  4. Tight genes accentuate DNA.
  5. Act 1, Gene 1
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