Dear Pun Gents, my wife and I have been trying to think of an alias for her. She's submitting some pin-up photos of her and our dog to a calendar that benefits dog shelters. Her real first name is: Ashley; Middle name: Christine. She is blonde with green eyes. Any suggestions? ~Fred, Arlington ,TX
AS THE PUN GENTS SEE IT:
- Daschund Damsel
- Hot under the Collie
- Hot dogs, with nice buns!
- The Green Eyed Blondster